Sometimes it's hard enough to drag yourself to the gym, but when you hit that stride where you are going as often as you like/want and then something happens. It becomes enough to derail even the toughest of workout buffs. Yesterday I decided to workout in the a.m. after I got off work. My a.m. workout usually consists of swimming laps for about a mile or sometimes a mile and 1/2. It was a long weekend at work and after a 5 day stretch of days I decided to do my mile. After the "blue hair" geriatrics took over the pool for their watercise class I got out. That's when I saw the most horrific thing I've ever seen in my life. Some old man was in the corner with his "pecker" out I presume peeing in the pool. I was in shock. I was left speechless. Needless to say I did my best to get out of there as fast as possible. Oh the horror. But wait...It gets worse.
Yesterday evening I went to the gym with one of my girlfriends to do weights and while we were there EMS showed up to pick up some lady who apparently hit her head on the concrete floor and was bleeding. Oh the horror. It's bad enough I see 30-40 EMTs a night at work, but now I'm seeing them when I'm working out. Oh the horror !!! I'm still going back this a.m. to see what else I can find in the gym. NO MORE PECKERS IN THE POOL!!!
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